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I’m British and I'm hella bummed about it. Wish I was American or even Canadian, ’cause let’s be real, Canada’s gonna end up part of the States anyway. What should I do?

12.06.2025 03:01

I’m British and I'm hella bummed about it. Wish I was American or even Canadian, ’cause let’s be real, Canada’s gonna end up part of the States anyway. What should I do?

Or are you just a 12-year-old kid in Mom’s basement finding things to do in between masturbation sessions?

So, Jack, why don’t you get a life? Or maybe get a real job?

Oh look, it’s Jack again. Always claiming to be British, and clearly not British at all.

Do you have any attributes quirks sensitivities abilities etc that you've come to learn most people don't experience? E.g. dream with subtext or experience de ja vu regularly or know you experience life very differently from those around you etc?

He’s here to bad-mouth the UK at every opportunity, using “questions” as his modus operandi.

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